Charlotte Property Management Weekly: Hoop Dreams & Lottery Ticket Listing Agreements
“Sure your home will sell. Besides (wink, wink), do you really want some dirty tenant destroying your house and using the would-be rent money to up fit their new meth lab?” (“Aggressive” Charlotte Realtor pushing for a “sale only” listing agreement)
“Everything became pretty clear at that moment. Being a rock star looked like a great job.” (Singer Tom Petty reminiscing about meeting Elvis Presley as an 11-year old)
Learn MoreRenting McDonald’s-Style- “Do you want Fido(s) with that?”
“No, we will never allow pets in our rental home! They are destructive, the arch-enemy of nice carpet, and borderline evil. In fact, my Uncle Jeb’s ex-wife got a dog and ran away with Fido 6 months later!”
OK- this conversation might not have happened.
McDonalds’s stock in the mid-1980’s was struggling
Learn MoreRental Pricing by Bernie Madoff
“When I used to rent my property out, we had tenants in it paying $1,495/month. You have it listed for $1,195/month. What’s wrong with you?”
First of all, if things were so rosy in $1,495/month self-management land, I don’t think you would be talking to a property manager. But I already digress…
Learn MoreCharlotte Rental Market Singing the Blues- Remember Econ 101?
What is wrong with the Charlotte Rental Market? Why is my rental home still vacant? The answer: 3 Keys from Economics 101.
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